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Caution : Contains the Cure For “Scrooge-itis.”
Everrybody now … Sing along with Scrooge
On the first day of Christmas, O Scrooge , he gave to me A Partridge Family LP.
T’was the “Diet” before Christmas and no Waffle House
No Donuts or Cheese snacks for this starvin’ mouse.
CHECK THE MALLS CAUSE WE’VE LOST MOMY, FA LA LA LA LA LA LA
Oh you better watch out, Get ready to cry
We’re all gonna pout, I’m tellin’ you why
My inlaws are comin’ to town.
Jingle Bells, Christmas Sales, Mom’s in jail and miffed
Oh she fought like Jyson, when someone geabbed her gift.
Oh Christmas Tree, Oh Christmas Tree, You’re best when artificial.
Ho,Ho,Ho, It was her parking spot Ho,Ho,Ho, Now it’s not…so
Please call the Mall Cops quick,quick,quick. Granny’s gonna whack’em with a walking stick.
Over the closeouts and through the goods finding Grandmother’s gift again
Every year it’s a sweater we’ve got to do better. How ’bout a box of Depends!
12 Hilarious Songs
plus a Surprise Ending